Take 2 women, a bottle of wine and a couple of pints of beer and the conversation always turns to men, and often leads on to talking about sex. As it did last night with a very dear friend. Who, when we were talking about how we don't want to end up with a guy who think sex should only be in the missionary position, in the dark, came out with:"We don't want them to be scared when we throw them on to the bed and rip their shirts off. After all, we can sew the buttons back on once we're done!"
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